Party Poker Live Chat Support [ROFL inside]

    • Benson2k
      Benson2k
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 01.11.2006 Beiträge: 179
      Moin hatte grad ne lustige konversation mit Viswanath vom Party Poker Live Chat Support es ging um den fehler in der ersten Spalte Ihrer Rewards Tabelle:





      You are now connected to "Viswanath". For security reasons, please confirm your your last name and your date of birth.

      Benjamin : hi
      Viswanath: Welcome to Live Help!
      Viswanath: Please confirm your last name and date of birth for security reasons.
      Benjamin : no need
      Benjamin : just want to tell you about a failure on your website
      Viswanath: May I know the details please
      Benjamin : under the rewards tab you got a failure in your rewards chart
      Benjamin : there is written for 500 Points you get 10$ = 5% Cashback
      Benjamin : but 500 Points = $250 Rake
      Benjamin : so 5 % will be $12,50
      Benjamin : and 10$ = 4%
      Benjamin : you get what i mean ? (sorry my english is not the best ;)
      Benjamin : on this site :
      Benjamin : http://www.partypoker.com/rewards.html
      Viswanath: ok
      Viswanath: How can you equate 500 points to $250 rake
      Benjamin : cause for every dollar raked you get 2 Party Points
      Benjamin : all other calculations on this chart proof that
      Benjamin : for example 750 Points / 2 = 375
      Benjamin : 375 / 100 * 4 = 15 $
      Benjamin : by the way on the site there is written
      Benjamin : "Two PartyPoints for each $1 you pay in cash game rake."
      Benjamin : dont you know your own rake system ?
      Viswanath: I understand that, but you get more value if you are in higher category of PartyPoints
      Benjamin : but that doesnt change the fact that 500 Points are 250$ Rake and 5 % of that is $12,50 and not $10
      Viswanath: Yes I agree that. I just checked the same with my supervisor
      Viswanath: This issue has been escalated.
      Viswanath: This will be changed
      Viswanath: I appreciate your time and effort in this regard
      Benjamin : i wont get anything for that or do I? ;)
      Benjamin : (Bonus or $) are a city from column 3 of world domination :D
      Viswanath: Please confirm your last name and date of birth for security reasons.
      Benjamin : Last name :
      Benjamin : xxxxxxxxxxxx
      Viswanath: ok
      Benjamin : xxxxxxxxxx
      Viswanath: Thanks for the confirmation. Please give me a moment while I retrieve your account details.
      Viswanath: I will release the last slab of bonus 200JULY as you still have to earn 70 points to get it
      Viswanath: This is the bet I can do.
      Benjamin : nice thank you Viswanath
      Benjamin : have a nice day
      Viswanath: You are welcome
      Viswanath: This is only as a one time exception.
      Benjamin : ok

      am geilsten fand ich:
      Viswanath: How can you equate 500 points to $250 rake :D
  • 9 Antworten
    • bardy
      bardy
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 22.02.2009 Beiträge: 1.661
      :coolface:
    • PlayerAAxx
      PlayerAAxx
      Einsteiger
      Dabei seit: 18.07.2011 Beiträge: 87
      Naja, was soll man dazu noch sagen, außer :rage: und :facepalm:

      Das kennen doch sicher viele hier schon... ;)

      Was ich besonders interessant und lustig finde, ist, dass die genauso abgedroschen und in Standardfloskeln im Live-Chat schreiben, wie sie es in E-Mails oder am Telefon tun. rofl...

      Bye all...
    • HarryGER
      HarryGER
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 25.12.2007 Beiträge: 4.213
      Bin gespannt, obs wirklich geändert wird.
    • skillF4ker
      skillF4ker
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 30.05.2011 Beiträge: 178
      da sage mal noch einer, der kleine mann kann nix bewegen :D
    • bastardo1
      bastardo1
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 30.07.2008 Beiträge: 90
      Failure = Fehler :D


      Auch noch nie gehört
    • boonypete
      boonypete
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 21.03.2008 Beiträge: 81
      Emily says:
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      Emily says:
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      User says:
      how much is it

      Emily says:
      Hi

      Emily says:
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      Emily says:
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      User says:
      what size are your boobies?

      Emily says:
      I'm not sure I understand correctly, but if you're asking what I do, I'm a law student and for the meanwhile I work here.

      Emily says:
      and here at party poker, we understand that you want your online gaming experience to be pure fun and hassle-free. that's why our 5 star customer care team is available to help you 24/7

      User says:
      what size are your tits i askesd?!

      Emily says:
      um first of all that's incredibly rude, and secondly it looks like your at the wrong kind of website

      User says:
      only testing

      Emily says:
      So you can download our secure platform for free and start playing!

      Emily says:
      What do you mean testing?

      User says:
      cant believe im not talking to a chatbot

      Emily says:
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      Emily says:
      You mean like an automated chat? No I'm real

      Emily says:
      bye

      Emily says:
      [Chat ended]

      lolz
    • HumanPlayer
      HumanPlayer
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 03.02.2009 Beiträge: 2.268
      Bot talk

      edit: Jetzt erst OP's Post gelesen. lol wie die vom PP support keine Ahnung haben, aber immerhin hast du 70PP bekommen, ich hätte mit nichts gerechnet^^

      und auf der Seite steht immernoch 5,00% :D
    • sleeper1979
      sleeper1979
      Moderator
      Moderator
      Dabei seit: 08.06.2007 Beiträge: 6.505
      Ist das denn normal, das der Live Chat Stunden braucht bis ich mal an
      der Reihe bin?

      Da kann ich ja gleich ne Brieftaube mit meinem Anliegen auf den Weg schicken.
      Die ist bestimmt schneller da.

      5 Leute waren vor mir in der Warteschleife (15 Uhr) und bisher hat sich
      nix getan.
    • said065
      said065
      Global
      Dabei seit: 16.01.2011 Beiträge: 28
      Translation from English
      Sophia says:
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      Translation from English
      Sophia says:
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      User says:
      hi u are very nice

      Sophia says:
      hey you

      User says:
      thank you

      Sophia says:
      Thanks :) I'm a bit embarrassed :)

      Sophia says:
      you're welcome

      Sophia says:
      I want to tell you about our latest promotion!

      User says:
      but i already play at party, so i

      User says:
      ok

      User says:
      go

      Sophia says:
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      Sophia says:
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      Sophia says:
      Hmm..

      Sophia says:
      No worries, just contact our 24/7 support team and they'll help you

      Sophia says:
      Oh great... You're downloading... I really think you're doing the right thing. Good for you!

      Sophia says:
      Thanks for chatting with me : ) if you need anything else, our Customer Care Team is available 24/7

      ist das jetzt ein bot, oder ein inder? weil so blöd kann ein bot doch nicht sein :coolface: hab die software schon ewig und die meinen was von download