9 10 o und die Reaktion...

    • Almigurt
      Almigurt
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 12.02.2006 Beiträge: 304
      Dealer: X has three of a kind, Nines
      Dealer: Game: X wins side pot ($1.35) with three of a kind, Nines
      Y: pocket aces
      Dealer: Game: X wins main pot ($5.15) with three of a kind, Nines
      Y: ****ing idiot with 9 10 off
      Y: of course
      Y: why wouldn'
      Y: why wouldn't 9 10 off pay off
      Y: it makes perfect ****ing sense
      Y: i ****ing hate the demon scum bag that programmed the dealer on here
      Y: 9 10 off suit
      Y: what a ****ing powerhouse
  • 10 Antworten
    • GaBOwneD
      GaBOwneD
      Silber
      Dabei seit: 17.03.2005 Beiträge: 426
      wahrscheinlich hat er sogar slowplay preflop gemacht und isses jetz selbst schuld ;)
    • Almigurt
      Almigurt
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 12.02.2006 Beiträge: 304
      ... doch dann kam der jack auf dem River "****ING JACK POPS UP"!

      Gleiche Person nur anderer Table... ich bin auf out gegeangen, bekam Lachkrämpfe (der Held hier mit XXX/die besten Sprüche mal fett gemacht):

      Dealer: XXX has a full house, Nines full of Tens
      Dealer: A has a full house, Nines full of Jacks
      Dealer: Game: A wins pot ($24.50) with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
      XXX: GOD DAMN ****ING BULL****
      B: hahaha
      C: that was terrible
      C: dam
      B: poker sucks get used to it
      XXX: ****ING GOD DAMN RIVERSTARS BULL****
      C: lol
      C: Poker baby
      C: wont b the last time

      XXX: IF I EVER MEET THE DEMON MOTHER****ING ****SUCKER THAT PROGRAMMED THIS I AM GOING TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH AN IRON PIPE

      D: breath IN breath OUT
      XXX: I KEEP FORGETTING THAT GOD ****ING HATES ME
      B: lol
      XXX: GOD DAMN ****ING JACK
      C: there was nothing u could do a bout that 1
      B: hate him back works for me
      XXX: BEAT ALL THE WAY TO THE RIVER, THE A ****ING JACK POPS UP
      E: fighting gravity
      XXX: I ****ING DESPISE HIM FOR ALLOWING ONLY MORONS TO GET LUCKY
      XXX: I'VE LOST WITH ACES 3 TIMES TONIGHT
      C: that means me
      XXX: ONCE TO SOME JACKASS WITH QUEEN 2 THAT HIT A FULL HOUSE
      C: lol

      E: have u considered smoking pot?

      C: lol
      XXX: THIS IS SUCH ****ING BULL****. 7 2 IS A ****ING POWERHOUSE HAND ON RIVERSTARS
      F: ty
      C: lol
      E: and take the CAPS LOCK off
      XXX: it would help me to ****ing murder every person who is willingly stupid that gets through life on the power of dumb-****in' idiot retard luck
      XXX: wait forever to get a good hand and every ****ing god damn time some idiot jerk-ass sucks out on the river
      XXX: eveyr ****ing time
      C: u on TILT?
      XXX: it wouldn't make any ****ing difference
      E: it might help u find perspectives that allow for a more accepting attitude
      XXX: evidently the best way to win on here is to play with the worst ****ign god damn hands imaginabkle
      C: I dont
      C: I play the best I can
      C: and I'm doing just fine
      XXX: doesn't matter

      XXX: Play with 7 2 and you'll do better on this piece of **** site

      C: just have to learn to take the bad beats
      XXX: i am so sick of seeing these slack-jawed morons get lucky
      C: part of the game
      B: tacit its true u have the element of surprise if u play lame hands
      C: any 2 crds can win
      C: lol
      XXX: These retards flop to their bad hadns virtually every ****ing deal though
      XXX: Proof that either God is a moron and thus sympathizes with them, or he simply allows satan to distribute the luck
      C: did u ever take that deeeeep breath
      E: its a game of skill and chance
      XXX: There is no skill on pokerstars.
      XXX: That is ****ing clear.
      B: lol tacit:D
      C: lol
      B: go smoke some weed or sth:D

      XXX: Why don't I find the dumbest ****ing player on here and transfer all my money to him
      XXX: That's the ****ing way god wants it.
      C: lol
      XXX: Only retards are allowed to win
      C: I feel for u dude
      E: u sure have fast fingers
      C: u have more problems then bad beats
      C: lol

      XXX: I should shoot myself int he ****ing head, have a doctor take out my organs and mail those to the same retard too just incase he might need them

      B: i know how u feel lost with pocet aces vs jack 6
      F: lol
      C: go ahead
      XXX: Lost over $30 to these ****ing ******* morons tonight
      C: u must play pretty bad
      C: lol
      B: just fold everything lower than ace 10 and youll win
      XXX: No you won't
      XXX: thgat's the ****ing poitn
      XXX: You cannot win with good cards here
      XXX: You can only with with ****
      C: keep pairs and Astd
      XXX: But if you;'re playing with **** and you know it's ****, you'll still lose
      XXX: You have to be dumb enough to look down at 7 2 and think it's great
      XXX: Then you'll hit four ****in' 7s
      C: but if u dont know when to raise of fold............u could b in trouble
      C: =->
      XXX: When you have aces and the flop comes jack 6 8 offsuit, you don't expect osme worthlesf ****ing idiot to be holding ack 6

      XXX: I hope all of those ****s die screaming
      XXX: That would make up for their obscene luck
      C: I have a great hand
      C: If I lose
      C: oh well
      C: happens
      C: not my cards
      XXX: see?
      C: no hrts.......no Js
      XXX: ****in' jack 6
      C: Akds
      C: cmon flop
      C: lol
      C: hey man........this is bullcrapola
      C: lol
      C: they're teasing me
      C: =->
      XXX: feell a little better...the horse tranquilizer I shot into my jugular is calming me down a bit...

      C: excellent
      C: lol
      C: uhhhh
      C: I think this is mine
      C: maybe not
      C: yup
      C: sorry man
      C: dont hit me
      XXX: I don't mind losing when someone actually has a decent pocket going in
      C: ty
      XXX: It's when people play with **** and get obscenely lucky
      C: I hear u
      B: PREACH!!!:D
      XXX: that's what makes me wish I were a homicidal maniac
      C: u must b a little young
      XXX: as it is though, i'll just complain until eventually a blood vessel will pop in my brain and i'll fall to the floor and spend the rest of my life in a coma

      XXX: so i have that going for me

      C: take LSD?
      G: baa


      Vielleicht auch nur ein Bot von PS der alle ablenken sollte... :D
    • Milchmann
      Milchmann
      Black
      Dabei seit: 15.01.2005 Beiträge: 700
      nice hand
    • Macc
      Macc
      Global
      Dabei seit: 22.01.2006 Beiträge: 1.607
      Naja, ich ihn da schon verstehen. Er lässt das raus, was alle denken. :P


      Vielleicht war's ja Phil Hellmuth.
    • ciRith
      ciRith
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 25.03.2005 Beiträge: 18.556
      jo phil is broke und muss auf micros neu anfangen *g*
    • chriz300
      chriz300
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 14.04.2006 Beiträge: 332
      looooooooool, danke danke danke. Hab schon lang nicht mehr soo gelacht. Der Typ is ja klasse.

      Aber den Spruch find ich auch gut:
      C: did u ever take that deeeeep breath
    • Almigurt
      Almigurt
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 12.02.2006 Beiträge: 304
      jo, den typen habe ich erstmal in meine buddylist aufgenommen...
      nicht unbedingt um gegen ihn zu spielen sondern damit ich wieder was zu lesen und lachen hab wenns mal wieder langweilig wird.

      Was ich mich z.Zt. frage, wie konnte der an 3 Tischen spielen und all' das Zeug schreiben? Ich kam kaum mit dem rauskopieren hinterher...
    • holzrose
      holzrose
      Einsteiger
      Dabei seit: 29.03.2006 Beiträge: 287
      haha, ich glaub ich kenn den Kerl... (RL :D )
    • SlannesH
      SlannesH
      Black
      Dabei seit: 23.01.2005 Beiträge: 7.738
      Proof that either God is a moron and thus sympathizes with them, or he simply allows satan to distribute the luck

      love it, thx :D .
    • Almigurt
      Almigurt
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 12.02.2006 Beiträge: 304
      der Typ muss ernste Probleme haben...hier zwei neue Ausbrüche:

      Dealer: XXX has a full house, Kings full of Fives
      Dealer: A has a full house, Kings full of Sevens
      Dealer: Game: A wins pot ($12.20) with a full house, Kings full of Sevens
      XXX: ****ing god damn king 7
      XXX: i forgot you have to play with the ****tiest ****ing god damn cards imaginable in order to wi on riverstars
      XXX: what kind of ****ing retard raises and reraises preflop with king ****ing 7?
      XXX: How did it feel to sell your soul to Satan for obscenely good luck?

      Dealer: XXX has two pair, Queens and Sixes
      Dealer: B has two pair, Aces and Sixes
      XXX: ****ing chaser
      Dealer: Game: B wins pot ($8.10) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
      XXX: ****ing idiot chasing one pair, of course he hits it
      XXX: forgot god only rewards retards