für alle die 24 gesehen haben hier die Jack Bauer facts

    • Gerbert84
      Gerbert84
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      Dabei seit: 03.02.2006 Beiträge: 78
      Jack Bauer Facts:

      1. Jack Bauers favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
      2. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
      3. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
      4. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
      5. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, hed shoot Nina twice.
      6. If you wake up in the morning, its because Jack Bauer spared your life.
      7. When Russell Crowe threw a phone at that guy, Jack Bauer was on the other line.
      8. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
      9. Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when hes knocked out or temporarily killed.
      10. Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours.
      11. While being put under in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
      12. Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.
      13. Jack Bauer knows what you did last summer.
      14. Jack Bauer doesnt miss. If he didnt hit you its because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
      15. Season 5 of 24 was supposed to be Jack Bauer fighting Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. This idea was abandoned when Jack defeated them and nothing else could be found to fill the other 23 hours and 59 minutes.
      16. Dont ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
      17. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
      18. Everytime Jack Bauer yells NOW! at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
      19. God created the universe in 6 days. Thats 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.
      20. Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
      21. If Jack Bauer asks for your car, give it to him. And your wife.
      22. If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You dont want to get 7 stars.
      23. Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesnt want to.
      24. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
      25. Instead of buzzing, Jack Bauers alarm clock screams out THERE ISNT ANYMORE TIME!
      26. As a child, Jack Bauers first words were Theres no time!
      27. Jack Bauer doesnt have a mother. As an impatient sperm, he shot out of his father and flew around looking for an egg to fertilize. He was unable to find an egg, and ended up running into a bullet, which he fertilized instead.
      28. Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why? Because Hes a pussy.
      29. Jack Bauer does not care for names. Every entry in his address book is simply labeled "Son of a Bitch."
      30. Many people dont realize that Bauer is a name of Norwegian descent. It translates loosely to WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!
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