falls einer von euch mal Probleme mit der Freunding hat :) (n1 joke)

    • pKay
      Dabei seit: 21.01.2005 Beiträge: 7.161
      I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
      much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
      never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

      FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

      Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

      I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

      So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
      "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
      to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
      by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
      the bedroom?"

      Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

      The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
      her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
      unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
      several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
      take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
      compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
      went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
      earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
      one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
      she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
      tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
      She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
      Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
      dear, let's go to the cashier."

      I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

      Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

      I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
      just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
      your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
      was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
      not for the things I buy you?"

      Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either
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