Zwei Amis geraten aneinander im Chat

    • Almigurt
      Almigurt
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 12.02.2006 Beiträge: 304
      Dies ist die Geschichte von jimmy-p-3 (VP$IP 41; PFR 1,2; AF 0,7) aus dearborn und honeydew23 (VP$IP 50; PFR 16; AF 1,9) aus des plaines.

      Die Hand, welche alles auslöste:

      Board [9s Qh 5d 3c 8s]
      Seat 1: jimmy-p-3 showed [Tc Js] and won ($8.45) with a straight, Eight to Queen

      Dann ging es los... (meine Favoriten fett markiert :D )

      honeydew23 said, "lucky asz"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "ty i luv you 2"
      honeydew23 said, "keep talkin about other people idiot"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "did you like that honey dew"
      honeydew23 said, "u suck at life"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "you lowlife --brokeass fish"
      honeydew23 said, "and dearborn sucks"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "so does your mother"
      honeydew23 said, "ha"
      honeydew23 said, "moron"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "only if you are offering your services"
      honeydew23 said, "sooo your sayin you let dudes suck you off?"
      honeydew23 said, "not suprizing"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "with a name like honey i am sure you are pretty sweet"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "nh fish"
      honeydew23 said, "gay"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "ya you are"
      honeydew23 said, "stop sniffin your fingers...."
      honeydew23 said, "i know you just took them out you...."
      honeydew23 said, "your ace!!!"
      honeydew23 said, "ha'"
      honeydew23 said, "luck is runnin heavy tonight huh?"
      honeydew23 said, "4 outer huh"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "hes about as smart as you honeyboy"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "and thats not saying much"
      honeydew23 said, "u suck at life"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "no actually my life is great"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "i make a living off suckers and honey"
      honeydew23 said, "yeah you prob. suck dudes ****** with honey on it"
      honeydew23 said, "thats about it .......gay!!"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "how old are you man"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "because i think i might be your father"
      honeydew23 said, "nooo im not adopted"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "i screwed some ***** in des plaines about 20 years ago----ring a bell."
      honeydew23 said, "soo that kinda leaves you out"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "aww thats to bad ---goofy fuccin orphan"
      honeydew23 said, "nooo my dads completely str8"
      honeydew23 said, "sorry"
      honeydew23 said, "thats right hoe"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "oh did your mom fold"
      honeydew23 said, "heh'"
      honeydew23 said, "nooo but some ***** did"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "she was a very lucky woman when she gave you away."
      *** SHOW DOWN ***
      famqj: shows [8d 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
      Seat 6: honeydew23 (big blind) mucked [9d 4c]
      jimmy-p-3 said, "lol loser"
      honeydew23 said, "nh"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "you fuccin suck"
      honeydew23 said, "i knew this table smelled"
      honeydew23 said, "i just thought it was ur wifes ligs.... my bad"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "ligs"
      honeydew23 said, "legs*"
      honeydew23 said, "hah"
      honeydew23 said, "\i still smell it but its probably you!!"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "its your chipstack partner"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "lol"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "hah"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "little ***** i own you"
      honeydew23 said, "DEARBORN!!!!!"
      honeydew23 said, "LOL\"
      honeydew23 said, "OUCH"
      honeydew23 said, "U PROB. JUST GOT DONE HUMPIN ONE OF UR PETS"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "if you like to call your grandmother a pet then thats on you"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "lol loser"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "rebuy rebuy"
      honeydew23 said, "mmmm stop goin 4 grandma...."
      honeydew23 has timed out
      honeydew23: folds
      honeydew23 is sitting out
      jimmy-p-3 said, "dont spend your lunch money ---BI--TCH BOY."
      honeydew23 said, "pervert"
      pulsery said, "they really need proof of age on these sites and keep the children off"
      honeydew23 said, "and the petifiles!!!"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "why do think that old nasty decrepid ***** has got a pacemaker."
      honeydew23 said, "nice sentence"
      honeydew23 said, "i guess we have an old f**k that doesnt know how to put a sentence together"
      honeydew23 said, "must be a truck driver or something"
      honeydew23 said, "low life"
      honeydew23 said, "that or just an alcoholic"
      honeydew23 said, "muck bia"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "check this out little man you could not afford to live in my guest house."
      jimmy-p-3 said, "oh and pulsery, go fuc your mother"
      honeydew23 said, "guest house??? yeah alot of people with guest houses play .25-.50"
      honeydew23 said, "moron"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "not a loser like your self partner, thats why im not broke."
      jimmy-p-3 said, "lol loser"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "hah"
      honeydew23 said, "you must weigh over 300!!!"
      honeydew23 said, "yes or no?"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "man ,you seriously suck, you should sit out"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "6 ft 1 209 lbs--"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "and i would beat the fuc out of you."
      jimmy-p-3 said, "and thats a fact"
      KINGTUT2000 said, "why dont u 2 shut up and play cards"
      honeydew23 said, "what? 6ft- 1 inch d*ck and 209 lbs?"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "about right"
      honeydew23 said, "not suprized"
      KINGTUT2000 said, "dont u 2 have a school bus 2 catch??"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "i think i hear them honking"
      honeydew23 said, "this guy probably dives a school bus first of all"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "dives"
      KINGTUT2000 said, "drives"
      honeydew23 said, "1-in!!!"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "hey kingtut,take your little 9 dollar ass,and go get yourself a happy meal."
      honeydew23 said, "i guess 40$ is a big deal to you?"
      honeydew23 said, "lol loser"
      jimmy-p-3 said, "hey man , ithiught we were friends"
      honeydew23 said, "haha,ok... just dont hit on me..."
      honeydew23 said, "but we can be freinds"

      Happy End...
      dann hatten sie sich wieder lieb!
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