Ihr schafft mich trotzdem nicht, stars...

    • alpie
      alpie
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 10.07.2008 Beiträge: 4.169
      UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


      800 Hände - -5,5 stacks! FU RIVERstars:

      1. Ab 20.00 Uhr ist Monster-Schießen auf stars:
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      UTG+2:
      $8,95
      Hero:
      $1,90

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K:spade: , K:club:
      UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 raises to $0,30, Hero raises to $0,90, 6 folds, UTG+2 raises to $1,60, Hero raises to $1,90 (All-In), UTG+2 calls $0,30.

      Flop: ($3,95) 2:club: , 6:diamond: , 9:heart:
      Turn: ($3,95) 7:spade:
      River: ($3,95) A:spade:


      Final Pot: $3,95

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of kings (Ks Kc)
      UTG+2 shows a pair of aces (Ac Kd)

      UTG+2 wins with a pair of aces (Ac Kd)



      2. War klar - die Haken und ich...
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $2,00
      UTG+1:
      $1,70

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BB with J:club: , J:heart:
      UTG+1 raises to $0,50, 7 folds, Hero raises to $2,00 (All-In), UTG+1 raises to $1,70 (All-In), Hero gets uncalled bet back..

      Flop: ($3,45) 7:heart: , 9:heart: , 8:spade:
      Turn: ($3,45) 6:spade:
      River: ($3,45) A:heart:


      Final Pot: $3,45

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of jacks (Jc Jh)
      UTG+1 shows a pair of aces (Ad Kh)

      UTG+1 wins with a pair of aces (Ad Kh)




      3. Q on the river... lalala...
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $4,65
      Hero:
      $1,80
      CO:
      $10,00

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A:heart: , A:club:
      Hero raises to $0,40, 4 folds, CO calls $0,40, BU folds, SB calls $0,35, BB folds.

      Flop: ($1,30) 8:spade: , 7:spade: , Q:heart: (3 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $1,40 (All-In), CO folds, SB calls $1,40.

      Turn: ($4,10) 2:heart:
      River: ($4,10) Q:club:


      Final Pot: $4,10

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, aces and queens (Ah Ac)
      SB shows three of a kind, queens (As Qd)

      SB wins with three of a kind, queens (As Qd)




      4. Q on teh river.... lalala....
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $2,00
      CO:
      $1,75

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with A:heart: , A:spade:
      Hero raises to $0,40, 3 folds, CO raises to $1,75 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls $1,35.

      Flop: ($3,65) 4:club: , K:diamond: , 8:heart:
      Turn: ($3,65) 8:diamond:
      River: ($3,65) Q:club:


      Final Pot: $3,65

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, aces and eights (Ah As)
      CO shows a full-house, queens full of eights (Qs Qd)

      CO wins with a full-house, queens full of eights (Qs Qd)



      5. Der river ist echt die Krönung..
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $1,90
      BU:
      $2,85

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (9 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 9:heart: , 9:club:
      6 folds, BU calls $0,10, Hero raises to $0,50, BB folds, BU calls $0,40.

      Flop: ($1,10) 2:club: , T:spade: , K:heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets $0,60, BU calls $0,60.

      Turn: ($2,30) 4:club: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BU checks.

      River: ($2,30) 9:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets $0,80 (All-In), BU calls $0,80.

      Final Pot: $3,90

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows three of a kind, nines (9h 9c)
      BU shows a straight, king high (Qh Jc)

      BU wins with a straight, king high (Qh Jc)


      Dann gibbet natürlich noch flop und turn....



      6. Oder preflop...
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $2,00
      BU:
      $8,20

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BB with K:spade: , A:diamond:
      5 folds, BU raises to $0,20, SB folds, Hero raises to $0,60, BU calls $0,40.

      Flop: ($1,25) 6:club: , 2:club: , J:spade: (2 players)
      Hero bets $1,40 (All-In), BU calls $1,40.

      Turn: ($4,05) Q:diamond:
      River: ($4,05) 3:diamond:


      Final Pot: $4,05

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows high card ace with king kicker (Ks Ad)
      BU shows three of a kind, jacks (Jh Jc)

      BU wins with three of a kind, jacks (Jh Jc)

      Der J aufm flop war doch gar nicht mehr nötig! Die hitten alle gegen mich auch wenn es gar nicht mehr nötig ist!!!!! :rolleyes:


      7. alpie platzt uneingeladen in ein Monstertreffen....
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $9,30
      BB:
      $2,00
      Hero:
      $1,95

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with T:diamond: , T:club:
      2 folds, MP2 calls $0,10, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $0,50, BU folds, SB raises to $2,70, BB raises to $2,00 (All-In), MP2 folds, Hero raises to $1,95 (All-In), SB gets uncalled bet back..

      Flop: ($6,05) A:club: , 8:club: , 9:heart:
      Turn: ($6,05) 2:club:
      River: ($6,05) Q:diamond:


      Final Pot: $6,05

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of tens (Td Tc)
      SB shows three of a kind, aces (Ah As)
      BB shows a pair of jacks (Jc Jd)

      SB wins with three of a kind, aces (Ah As)

      Und der dödel hittet trotzdem noch sein 3. A.....


      8. Wenigstens mal unentschieden
      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $1,80
      Hero:
      $2,00

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (8 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.58 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BB with 9:diamond: , K:spade:
      6 folds, SB calls $0,05, Hero checks.

      Flop: ($0,20) 9:heart: , 8:diamond: , 4:heart: (2 players)
      SB bets $0,30, Hero raises to $0,90, SB raises to $1,70 (All-In), Hero calls $0,80.

      Turn: ($3,60) J:diamond:
      River: ($3,60) J:spade:


      Final Pot: $3,60

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, jacks and nines (9d Ks)
      SB shows two pairs, jacks and nines (9s Kh)

      Hero wins with two pairs, jacks and nines (9d Ks)
      SB wins with two pairs, jacks and nines (9s Kh)



      So ein bullshit!
      Über 60k-Hände BE auf NL10!
      Konstanter down über 22k-Hände mit mittlerweile -30 stacks!
      0,17BB/100 über 70k-Hände!

      An alle einarmigen alpie-doomswitch-klicker bei stars: Ihr schafft mich nicht! Ihr nicht! Nicht, solange ich auch noch eine minimale BR habe! Ihr nicht! Morgen greife ich wieder an!

      Gruß alpie, sich jetzt mit einem Glenfiddich belohnend - wofür auch immer... :rolleyes:
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