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***** Hand History for Game 7400138844 *****
$1/$2 USD Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, September 24, 15:12:11 ET 2008
Table Table  126310 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6 
Seat 5: elephant ( $52.50 USD )
Seat 2: Patzfix ( $42.75 USD )
Seat 4: MC_1980 ( $66.15 USD )
Seat 6: Zerur ( $54 USD )
Seat 3: nat_nal ( $39.50 USD )
Seat 1: W1ldHunter ( $0.91 USD )
Zerur posts Small Blind [$0.50 USD].
W1ldHunter posts Big Blind [$0.91 USD].
>You have options at Speed #1357679 table.
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to elephant [  2s 3c ]
nat_nal folds
MC_1980 folds
elephant folds
>You have options at Speed #1357679 table.
Zerur calls [$0.41 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7h, 8d, 4d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Th ]
Zerur shows [ Jh, Ad ]high card Ace with Jack kicker.
W1ldHunter doesn't show [ 6d, As ]high card Ace.
Zerur wins $1.82 USD from the main pot with high card, Ace with Jack kicker.
Game #7400139952 starts.

#Game No : 7400139952 

***** Hand History for Game 7644655260 *****
$1/$2 USD Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 24, 12:30:17 ET 2008
Table Speed #1357679 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 5 
Seat 6: The_Game001 ( $50 USD )
Seat 4: bela24111 ( $0.56 USD )
Seat 2: elephant ( $49 USD )
Seat 1: devastatorR ( $35.37 USD )
Seat 5: diza08 ( $22.40 USD )
elephant posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
bela24111 posts big blind [$0.56 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to elephant [  2h 9c ]
diza08 folds
devastatorR folds
elephant calls [$0.06 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 9h, 2c ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
elephant shows [ 2h, 9c ]two pairs, Queens and Nines.
elephant: its rigged ..
bela24111 shows [ 8h, Ac ]a pair of Queens.
elephant wins $1.12 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Nines.
bela24111 has left the table.
Game #7644655771 starts.

#Game No : 7644655771

***** Hand History for Game 7242161814 *****
$0.50/$1 USD Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, July 23, 13:54:05 ET 2008
Table Jackpot #1417160 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6 
Seat 3: robhondamt5 ( $17.70 USD )
Seat 5: herbofolis ( $41.70 USD )
Seat 1: elephant ( $50.55 USD )
Seat 6: MongooseQWS ( $46.45 USD )
Seat 4: KKalmed ( $7.90 USD )
Seat 2: nwotje ( $0.34 USD )
elephant posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
nwotje posts big blind [$0.34 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to elephant [  4h 6c ]
robhondamt5 folds
>You have options at Table  163644 Table!.
KKalmed folds
herbofolis folds
MongooseQWS raises [$1 USD]
elephant folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, Td, Jc ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2s ]
MongooseQWS shows [ Qc, Tc ]two pairs, Tens and Twos.
nwotje shows [ Ks, Th ]two pairs, Tens and Twos with King kicker.
The time at which hand ended:Jul 23 2008 13:54 ET
MongooseQWS wins $0.66 USD from the side pot 1 with two pairs, Tens and Twos.
nwotje wins $0.93 USD from the main pot with two pairs, Tens and Twos with King kicker.
Game #7242163271 starts.

#Game No : 7242163271  

***** Hand History for Game 7134339310 *****
$0.50/$1 USD Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, June 11, 15:35:36 ET 2008
Table Jackpot #1406608 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6 
Seat 1: tabacco_pie ( $0.32 USD )
Seat 2: indubio2 ( $21.46 USD )
Seat 3: Sardientje1 ( $20.80 USD )
Seat 5: elephant ( $18.03 USD )
Seat 6: qqqq788 ( $21 USD )
Seat 4: kiwidave222 ( $24.12 USD )
qqqq788 posts small blind [$0.25 USD].
tabacco_pie posts big blind [$0.32 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to elephant [  Js 6h ]
>You have options at Table  154682 Table!.
indubio2 folds
Sardientje1 folds
kiwidave222 calls [$0.50 USD]
elephant folds
qqqq788 calls [$0.25 USD]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, Qs, 5c ]
qqqq788 checks
>You have options at Table  154530 Table!.
kiwidave222 checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
qqqq788 checks
kiwidave222 bets [$1 USD]
qqqq788 folds
** Dealing River ** [ Ks ]
kiwidave222 shows [ Qd, Jc ]three of a kind, Queens.
tabacco_pie doesn't show [ Th, Td ]two pairs, Queens and Tens.
The time at which hand ended:Jun 11 2008 15:36 ET
kiwidave222 wins $1.31 USD from the side pot 1 with three of a kind, Queens.
kiwidave222 wins $0.96 USD from the main pot with three of a kind, Queens.
Game #7134341392 starts.

#Game No : 7134341392