this is fucking hilarious!!!

    • ToothpickVic
      ToothpickVic
      Diamant
      Dabei seit: 30.03.2008 Beiträge: 2.893
      ich bin gerade so auf tilt, das is unglaublich. Nehmts nicht persönlich aber gerade habe ich gegen spezielle tags so einen hass...

      in knapp über 200 hände ffs was geht denn ab.

      blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $63,05
      BB:
      $8,79
      MP2:
      $30,91
      MP3:
      $25,00
      Hero:
      $15,20
      BU:
      $35,15

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with J:club: , T:heart:
      2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

      Flop: (6,50 SB) J:diamond: , Q:spade: , 7:heart: (2 players)
      BB bets, Hero calls.

      Turn: (4,25 BB) T:spade: (2 players)
      BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

      River: (8,25 BB) A:spade: (2 players)
      BB bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 10,25 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, jacks and tens (Jc Th)
      BB shows a straight, ace high (Kd Ks)

      BB wins with a straight, ace high (Kd Ks)




      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $55,45
      BB:
      $32,41
      UTG:
      $25,00
      Hero:
      $23,70
      BU:
      $33,15

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (4 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with T:club: , T:diamond:
      Hero raises, BU folds, SB 3-bets, BB calls, Hero caps, SB calls, BB calls.

      Flop: (12,00 SB) 7:spade: , T:spade: , 6:diamond: (3 players)
      SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB folds.

      Turn: (7,00 BB) 4:diamond: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls.

      River: (9,00 BB) 3:spade: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 13,00 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows three of a kind, tens (Tc Td)
      SB shows a straight, seven high (5h 5s)

      SB wins with a straight, seven high (5h 5s)





      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $21,65
      BB:
      $35,90
      UTG:
      $33,17
      MP3:
      $31,25
      CO:
      $14,35
      BU:
      $31,55

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with T:diamond: , K:diamond:
      MP3 calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, BB calls, MP3 calls.

      Flop: (6,00 SB) 6:club: , 7:club: , T:spade: (3 players)
      Hero bets, BB calls, MP3 folds.

      Turn: (4,00 BB) K:heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BB calls.

      River: (6,00 BB) 9:club: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 10,00 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, kings and tens (Td Kd)
      BB shows a straight, ten high (8h 6s)

      BB wins with a straight, ten high (8h 6s)





      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $35,29
      BB:
      $44,50
      MP2:
      $61,23
      MP3:
      $33,70
      CO:
      $14,73
      Hero:
      $32,73

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with A:spade: , Q:heart:
      MP2 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, BB folds, MP2 caps, Hero calls, SB calls.

      Flop: (13,00 SB) K:spade: , 9:club: , 8:heart: (3 players)
      SB checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, SB folds.

      Turn: (7,50 BB) Q:diamond: (2 players)
      MP2 bets, Hero calls.

      River: (9,50 BB) J:heart: (2 players)
      MP2 bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 11,50 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of queens (As Qh)
      MP2 shows a straight, king high (Td Ts)

      MP2 wins with a straight, king high (Td Ts)





      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $41,55
      BB:
      $28,85
      MP2:
      $24,00
      MP3:
      $18,25
      CO:
      $28,17
      Hero:
      $32,90

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with A:diamond: , A:spade:
      MP2 folds, MP3 raises, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

      Flop: (12,50 SB) 2:spade: , 9:heart: , Q:spade: (4 players)
      BB checks, MP3 bets, CO calls, Hero raises, BB calls, MP3 calls, CO calls.

      Turn: (10,25 BB) Q:club: (4 players)
      BB checks, MP3 checks, CO checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP3 raises, CO folds, Hero calls, BB calls.

      River: (16,25 BB) 2:heart: (3 players)
      BB checks, MP3 bets, Hero calls, BB folds.

      Final Pot: 18,25 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, aces and queens (Ad As)
      MP3 shows a full-house, queens full of deuces (Qd Ts)

      MP3 wins with a full-house, queens full of deuces (Qd Ts)





      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $28,65
      BB:
      $22,20
      MP2:
      $48,25
      MP3:
      $59,78
      CO:
      $31,30
      BU:
      $25,15

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with K:heart: , 5:heart:
      3 folds, BU calls, Hero calls, BB raises, BU calls, Hero calls.

      Flop: (6,00 SB) K:diamond: , J:heart: , 2:diamond: (3 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, BU calls, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, BU folds, Hero calls.

      Turn: (6,50 BB) 6:heart: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

      River: (8,50 BB) 6:club: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 10,50 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, kings and sixes (Kh 5h)
      BB shows three of a kind, sixes (3s 6d)

      BB wins with three of a kind, sixes (3s 6d)






      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $27,85
      BB:
      $36,05
      MP3:
      $30,48
      CO:
      $17,85
      BU:
      $15,15

      0,5/1 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with K:spade: , A:club:
      MP3 raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, BB calls, MP3 calls.

      Flop: (9,00 SB) 9:spade: , K:diamond: , 4:diamond: (3 players)
      Hero bets, BB raises, MP3 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls, MP3 calls.

      Turn: (10,50 BB) J:spade: (3 players)
      Hero bets, BB raises, MP3 calls, Hero calls.

      River: (16,50 BB) 8:club: (3 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, MP3 folds, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 18,50 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of kings (Ks Ac)
      BB shows two pairs, kings and jacks (Kc Jd)

      BB wins with two pairs, kings and jacks (Kc Jd)
  • 6 Antworten
    • michimanni
      michimanni
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 02.08.2006 Beiträge: 65.192
      Jau, da sind traumhafte Hände dabei... die vorletzte Hand mit 63 so zu spielen und dann belohnt zu werden ist wirklich herb :(
    • ToothpickVic
      ToothpickVic
      Diamant
      Dabei seit: 30.03.2008 Beiträge: 2.893
      fickt


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $70,41
      BB:
      $28,50
      MP2:
      $80,17
      MP3:
      $45,00
      CO:
      $92,64
      Hero:
      $28,59

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with T:spade: , K:heart:
      MP2 calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, SB folds, BB calls, MP2 calls.

      Flop: (6,50 SB) K:diamond: , 8:spade: , 7:spade: (3 players)
      BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, BB folds, MP2 calls.

      Turn: (4,25 BB) 6:heart: (2 players)
      MP2 bets, Hero calls.

      River: (6,25 BB) 4:club: (2 players)
      MP2 bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 8,25 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of kings (Ts Kh)
      MP2 shows a straight, eight high (Ac 5d)

      MP2 wins with a straight, eight high (Ac 5d)



      euch


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $26,50
      BB:
      $88,92
      MP2:
      $45,00
      MP3:
      $92,64
      Hero:
      $21,59
      BU:
      $69,91

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with A:spade: , J:club:
      MP2 calls, MP3 calls, Hero raises, BU folds, SB calls, BB calls, MP2 calls, MP3 calls.

      Flop: (10,00 SB) 6:spade: , 4:heart: , J:diamond: (5 players)
      SB bets, BB calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls, MP3 folds.

      Turn: (8,50 BB) Q:spade: (3 players)
      SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, BB folds, Hero calls.

      River: (12,50 BB) 3:heart: (2 players)
      SB bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 14,50 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of jacks (As Jc)
      SB shows three of a kind, fours (4s 4d)

      SB wins with three of a kind, fours (4s 4d)


      weg


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $84,92
      BB:
      $43,00
      MP2:
      $89,64
      Hero:
      $11,59
      CO:
      $69,91
      BU:
      $44,50

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K:diamond: , J:diamond:
      MP2 folds, Hero raises, CO folds, BU calls, 2 folds.

      Flop: (5,50 SB) 7:club: , J:heart: , T:spade: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BU calls.

      Turn: (3,75 BB) A:heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BU raises, Hero calls.

      River: (7,75 BB) 9:spade: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BU bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 9,75 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of jacks (Kd Jd)
      BU shows a straight, ace high (Kh Qh)

      BU wins with a straight, ace high (Kh Qh)



      musste kurz raus
    • SUNRICE
      SUNRICE
      Bronze
      Dabei seit: 24.02.2008 Beiträge: 118
      Mmmmmmhhhh...
      finde deine letzten 3 Hände eigentlich völlig normal - passiert doch ständig im FL

      Hand 1 - As high caller bis zum River
      Hand 2+3 - völlig okay

      Bei mir 3-betten die Fische zur Zeit ganz gerne am Turn mit ihren Gutshots - und hitten dann natürlich am River... scheint eh die Zeit für Gutshots oder runner runner flashs zu sein (gerne mit 4-suited board).. ;(
    • ToothpickVic
      ToothpickVic
      Diamant
      Dabei seit: 30.03.2008 Beiträge: 2.893
      4suited boards, gutes stichwort. :D



      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $11,06
      BB:
      $120,25
      Hero:
      $54,57
      MP3:
      $41,50
      CO:
      $40,05
      BU:
      $68,75

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K:spade: , K:club:
      Hero raises, MP3 folds, CO calls, 3 folds.

      Flop: (5,50 SB) 4:heart: , K:heart: , T:heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, CO caps, Hero calls.

      Turn: (6,75 BB) 7:heart: (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

      River: (8,75 BB) A:heart: (2 players)
      Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 10,75 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a flush, ace high (Ks Kc)
      CO shows a flush, ace high (Qh Ac)

      CO wins with a flush, ace high (Qh Ac)



      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $53,82
      BB:
      $41,86
      UTG:
      $0,00
      BU:
      $78,75

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (3 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A:heart: , K:heart:
      BU folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

      Flop: (4,00 SB) 4:diamond: , J:diamond: , A:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB caps, Hero calls.

      Turn: (6,00 BB) Q:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

      River: (8,00 BB) 2:spade: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 10,00 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows a pair of aces (Ah Kh)
      BB shows a flush, ace high (Ts 9d)

      BB wins with a flush, ace high (Ts 9d)



      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $42,82
      BB:
      $60,86
      CO:
      $80,50
      BU:
      $57,00

      1/2 Fixed-Limit Hold'em (4 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: PokerStrategy Elephant 0.60 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with J:spade: , A:heart:
      2 folds, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

      Flop: (6,00 SB) 4:diamond: , 3:diamond: , A:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

      Turn: (7,00 BB) 2:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

      River: (11,00 BB) J:club: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

      Final Pot: 13,00 BB

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, aces and jacks (Js Ah)
      BB shows a flush, ace high (Jh 9d)

      BB wins with a flush, ace high (Jh 9d)


      ja es ist 3x mal der selbe gegner, ja es ist innerhalb max. 2orbits und ja ich hätte in jedem den fold finden können. nur bei hand 2 und 3 war es mitlerweile auch eine level sache... :rolleyes:

      naja wochenende halt :D
    • keevo
      keevo
      Black
      Dabei seit: 22.03.2008 Beiträge: 9.049
      sorry aber die hände die ich mir angeguckt hab sind einfach daily standard im FL
    • ToothpickVic
      ToothpickVic
      Diamant
      Dabei seit: 30.03.2008 Beiträge: 2.893
      ich weiß, ich lade hier nur meinen psychischen müll ab, damits mir besser geht. :D

      wenn mir fl nicht taugen würde, würd ichs auch nicht zocken. ;)