Glück ist eine Hure #1111111111

    • puma89111
      puma89111
      Global
      Dabei seit: 01.10.2007 Beiträge: 2.745
      Grad 2,7K Hände gespielt und jeder Spast darf mal:

      Gegen Spewtard:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $10,24
      BB:
      $18,58

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A:club: , Q:club:
      4 folds, Hero raises to $0,40, BB raises to $2,50, Hero raises to $10,24 (All-In), BB calls $7,74.

      Flop: ($20,48) J:heart: , 3:spade: , 3:club:
      Turn: ($20,48) K:spade:
      River: ($20,48) 6:club: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $20,48

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows (Ac Qc)
      BB shows two pairs, kings and threes (Kd Qh)

      BB wins with two pairs, kings and threes (Kd Qh)

      Selbe Lachnummer:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $10
      BB:
      $31,67
      BU:
      $10,81

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 9:diamond: , 8:diamond:
      3 folds, BU raises to $0,30, Hero calls $0,25, BB calls $0,20.

      Flop: ($0,90) J:diamond: , 4:club: , 2:heart: (3 players)
      Hero checks, BB checks, BU checks.

      Turn: ($0,90) 2:diamond: (3 players)
      Hero checks, BB checks, BU checks.

      River: ($0,90) 7:diamond: (3 players)
      Hero bets $0,5, BB raises to $3,00, BU folds, Hero raises to $9,70 (All-In), BB calls $6,70.

      Final Pot: $20,30

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows (9d 8d)
      BB shows a flush, king high (Kd Qd)

      BB wins with a flush, king high (Kd Qd)

      Jo am Flop denkt man dann so in etwa "Lol 3,2,1 meins":


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      BB:
      $26,08
      Hero:
      $10

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (3 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with A:heart: , A:diamond:
      Hero raises to $0,40, SB folds, BB raises to $1,20, Hero raises to $3,50, BB raises to $10,00, Hero calls $6,50 (All-In).

      Flop: ($20,05) A:club: , J:heart: , J:diamond:
      Turn: ($20,05) 3:diamond:
      River: ($20,05) 4:club: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $20,05

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows (Ah Ad)
      BB shows four of a kind, jacks (Js Jc)

      BB wins with four of a kind, jacks (Js Jc)

      Hier doppel ich nen Fish und die nächste Hand ist dann direkt die, die auf diese folgt gegen selben Mongo:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      Hero:
      $10
      BU:
      $2,76

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is CO with K:heart: , K:spade:
      MP3 folds, Hero raises to $0,40, BU calls $0,40, 2 folds.

      Flop: ($0,95) 9:heart: , 5:spade: , 5:club: (2 players)
      Hero bets $0,45, BU calls $0,45.

      Turn: ($1,85) 6:heart: (2 players)
      Hero checks, BU bets $1,76, Hero raises to $7,04, BU calls $0,15 (All-In).

      River: ($10,80) 9:spade: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $10,80

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows two pairs, kings and nines (Kh Ks)
      BU shows a full-house, nines full of fives (Ah 9d)

      BU wins with a full-house, nines full of fives (Ah 9d)


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $6,83
      Hero:
      $10,15
      MP3:
      $5,39

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BB with A:diamond: , Q:spade:
      MP3 calls $0,10, 2 folds, SB calls $0,05, Hero raises to $0,50, MP3 calls $0,40, SB folds.

      Flop: ($1,10) A:heart: , 9:club: , 3:heart: (2 players)
      Hero bets $0,8, MP3 calls $0,80.

      Turn: ($2,70) 6:diamond: (2 players)
      Hero bets $2, MP3 raises to $4,09 (All-In), Hero calls $2,09.

      River: ($10,88) 4:club: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $10,88

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      MP3 shows a straight, six high (5h 2h)
      Hero shows (Ad Qs)

      MP3 wins with a straight, six high (5h 2h)

      Ok eher klassisch, aber darf nich fehlen:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $13,87
      CO:
      $12,8
      Hero:
      $10

      0,05/0,1 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BU with K:heart: , K:diamond:
      MP3 folds, CO raises to $0,30, Hero raises to $1,00, SB raises to $3,40, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10,00 (All-In), SB calls $6,60.

      Flop: ($20,40) A:diamond: , Q:club: , T:heart:
      Turn: ($20,40) 9:diamond:
      River: ($20,40) T:spade: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $20,40

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows (Kh Kd)
      SB shows two pairs, aces and tens (Ac Ks)

      SB wins with two pairs, aces and tens (Ac Ks)

      Ja, K3:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $26,88
      Hero:
      $38,2
      CO:
      $61,74

      0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (5 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A:spade: , Q:diamond:
      Hero raises to $1,00, CO calls $1,00, BU folds, SB calls $0,90, BB folds.

      Flop: ($3,25) Q:heart: , 7:heart: , 2:diamond: (3 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $2, CO folds, SB calls $2,00.

      Turn: ($7,25) 2:club: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5,00.

      River: ($17,25) T:heart: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero checks.

      Final Pot: $17,25

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      Hero shows (As Qd)
      SB shows a flush, king high (Kh 3h)

      SB wins with a flush, king high (Kh 3h)

      Siehe Stats:


      Known players:
      Position:
      Stack
      SB:
      $12,58
      Hero:
      $35,26

      0,1/0,25 No-Limit Hold'em (6 handed)
      Hand recorder used for this poker hand: Elephant 0.88 by www.pokerstrategy.com.

      Preflop: Hero is BB with A:spade: , Q:club:
      4 folds, SB calls $0,15, Hero raises to $1,00, SB calls $0,75.

      Flop: ($2,00) A:club: , J:diamond: , T:spade: (2 players)
      SB checks, Hero bets $1,5, SB raises to $6,40, Hero raises to $15,82, SB calls $5,18 (All-In).

      Turn: ($29,40) 3:heart:
      River: ($29,40) J:heart: (2 players)


      Final Pot: $29,40

      Results follow (highlight to see):
      SB shows a straight, ace high (Kc Qh)
      Hero shows two pairs, aces and jacks (As Qc)

      SB wins with a straight, ace high (Kc Qh)


      Party kann schon Spaß machen :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage:
  • 1 Antwort
    • puma89111
      puma89111
      Global
      Dabei seit: 01.10.2007 Beiträge: 2.745
      HU genau die selbe abgefuckte dreckscheiße, jede verdammte dreckrivercard suckt mich aus, diese behinderte hurenscheiße.Die dreckige mongobastarde.schön dass party diese spastis saverd echt geil immer schön die dummen mongolarven füttern, ich weiß 5 hus sind jetz keine ss aber was da abgeht is so dreckig unrealistisch drecksfürsten